Thursday, December 04, 2003

bus 29 story #2

mary got on the bus one day with crutches and a cast on her leg.

"mary -- how did you hurt yourself? soccer? softball?"

"no, drunk on 6th street!"

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

bus 29 story #1

man on bus: "is your name susie?"

me: "susan"

man on bus: "the reason i ask is i have a hard time remembering that name -- it's my sister's name and i have no short term memory."

me: "oh, and why is that?"

people on bus: laughter

man on bus: "too much drugs, too many car wrecks, too many head injuries. i'm living proof. . ."

Monday, December 01, 2003

cat haiku

sitting on my lap
the queen of the universe
purrs for her dinner