mary got on the bus one day with crutches and a cast on her leg.
"mary -- how did you hurt yourself? soccer? softball?"
"no, drunk on 6th street!"
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
bus 29 story #1
man on bus: "is your name susie?"
me: "susan"
man on bus: "the reason i ask is i have a hard time remembering that name -- it's my sister's name and i have no short term memory."
me: "oh, and why is that?"
people on bus: laughter
man on bus: "too much drugs, too many car wrecks, too many head injuries. i'm living proof. . ."
me: "susan"
man on bus: "the reason i ask is i have a hard time remembering that name -- it's my sister's name and i have no short term memory."
me: "oh, and why is that?"
people on bus: laughter
man on bus: "too much drugs, too many car wrecks, too many head injuries. i'm living proof. . ."
Monday, December 01, 2003
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